more randomness

Well just the other day I went on a trip to visit a good friend of mine, named Courtney. Now Courtney and I have had lots of good times together, but this day, was, in a word, special. It started out as just another day, a simple visit. And Courtney being the gracious hostess that she is, offered me a piece of cake. Now this piece of cake was, well, enormous. Now she had a brilliant idea, how about if she tried to eat this gigantic piece of cake in as little time as possible. I told her she was crazy. But she was determined. And so be preceded in devouring this piece of cake. It was outrageous. Now even worse in between bites of cake she sometimes tried to say things! I could barely understand a word she spoke. Now eventually our conversation drew to more serious and important matters. Like friends and love. Now of course, that came to how ridiculous Courtney believed that I will be when I fall in love, do to my, sometimes being unique, or as some would say, my craziness…. But oh well…

Casually walking down the street, with the guy of my dreams, he’s so wonderful!. I’m so happy I might be in love!!!.…. DIE! Randomly hits an innocent old lady beside me…. Where did that come from…? Guy of my dreams-um your weird, I’m leaving… me left all alone until the police show up. now sitting alone in a jail cell for harassing innocent old ladies. Crying cuz I just got my heart broken since the guy of my dreams left.….then Courtney will show up to the rescue. She’ll bring cake, and other comfort food and we will eat and rant about boys and love, and it will be all better…. Except for the fact that I’ll still be in jail….

Anyway. That probably won’t happen. If you’re confused don’t worry. That’s okay. . but me and Courtney had lots of fun. And its really hard to explain that story any better, but it was funny at the time. Mostly just because it was really random…

What if… random monkey collision with bald headed tables?